Non-Athletic Gym Thoughts
- Reba
- Mar 5, 2016
- 2 min read
Going to the gym is important. We should all workout. Exercise will improve my quality of life.
But the gym is a weird place for the non-athlete. Perhaps you, like, I have had these same thoughts:
1. This building smells like what the middle ages must have smelled like.
2. What's the easiest machine to operate. Treadmill it is.
3. I've got this. I think I'll just jog here for a while. Or for the whole time.
4. People watch the weirdest television programs at the gym.
5. That person brought his entire stereo to the gym. I wonder if I could bring vinyl.
6. Ugh. Super buff guy is here again. I didn't even know you could have muscles in the places he does.
7. That person in the next elliptical over thinks he can outrun me? It. Is. On.
8. I could totally be an Avenger.
9. This is ridiculous. Why do I not have abs yet.
10. Why do people never make eye contact at the gym? We are working out in public. We should expect to see other people.
11. There's that strange old couple that just walks the treadmill for 20 minutes and then heads back home.
12. Guess it's time to catch up on some ESPN because the guy controlling the remote likes ESPN.
13. Pit stains: The gym badge of courage.
14. For the love of all that is good on this earth, I wish my earbuds would stay in.
15. I'm not sure what this machine is used for, but I'm going to be confident in my ignorance and assume that if it brings pain it must be working.
16. Why are there so many mirrors? Why do they want to remind us of how horrible we look?
17. The day will come when I will bench those weights, but it is not this day.
18. I'm feeling the burn. My fat is leaving! It's working!
19. That's right. I totally own this gym.
20. I feel so light and healthy! I should work out every day! . . . Eh.
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